Quick water test
Bring your test reading and one question. I'll tell you what's actually going on. If it needs more than 10 minutes, I'll say so. If it doesn't, I'll say that too — and you'll be surprised how often it doesn't.
Point your camera at your tub. I'll tell you exactly what you're doing wrong, why it's happening, and how to fix it — live, in plain English, none of that forum nonsense.
100% remote. Works with any hot tub, swim spa, or plunge tub — any brand.
Every paid session includes a written summary and a straight list of exactly what to buy — and what to skip. (Spoiler: it's less than what the dealer sold you.) Sessions run on Zoom, Google Meet, FaceTime, WhatsApp, Telegram, or Teams.
Bring your test reading and one question. I'll tell you what's actually going on. If it needs more than 10 minutes, I'll say so. If it doesn't, I'll say that too — and you'll be surprised how often it doesn't.
For new owners who want it done right — and anyone who's been "just shocking it weekly" and hoping for the best. (It's not working, by the way.)
A complete startup plan built around your tub and your water. Fresh fills, cloudy water, foam that won't quit, or "I genuinely don't know what happened here" — don't worry, I've seen worse.
I've worked with some of the most successful spa dealers on the West Coast — running spa expos, managing big showrooms, and getting hands-on with just about every tub ever made: Hot Spring, Jacuzzi, Caldera, Sundance, Vita Spa, MAAX, Strong Spas, Master Spas, Artesian, Viking, Endless Pools, inflatables, even the white-label imports. I've also sold Nordic, Cal Spas, and Coast Spas — so I know those brands from both sides of the counter.
Everything I know about water care came the slow way — years of water tests, servicing hot tubs, and learning from folks who've been at it for decades.
Water problems, technical problems, "it's making a weird noise" problems — I've fixed them all. And here's the dirty secret: most hot tub problems aren't hard. They're just explained badly — usually by a forum warrior who's never touched a filter, or a salesperson who had to go "ask the back."
Teaching is nothing new for me — I've also spent 12+ years coaching youth football and basketball. Breaking things down until they click is what I've done my whole life. "The Hot Tub Coach" isn't a gimmick. It's a resume.
So here's my deal: point your camera at your tub, and we fix it together, live. No dealer agenda. No jargon. No upsell script.
The hot tub is meant to take care of YOU.
Pick a session, grab a slot, and knock out the 2-minute session agreement — keeps us both clear. Answer a few quick questions and I'll show up already knowing your tub.
Join on Zoom, Google Meet, or FaceTime. Have your tub and test kit nearby if you can.
Within 24 hours you'll receive a written summary, your routine, and a short product list with links.
A phone with a camera and your test strips. That's it. This isn't NASA.
Yes — that's most of my clients, honestly. Nobody handed you a manual, and the one that came with the tub is worthless anyway. We start from zero and get it right.
Nope. Buy them wherever you want. I'll just tell you which ones are worth the money and which ones are basically expensive water.
If you'd like it recorded, just ask — you'll get the link afterward to rewatch any time.
Every client completes a short session agreement before their first session. It keeps us both clear: I provide the guidance, you handle the chemicals and your equipment, and everyone follows their manufacturer's labels. It takes two minutes.
Reschedule any time up to 12 hours before your session at no charge.
Yes. Water care principles are the same, and we can talk through the differences in sizing, filtration, and cost.
The waiver keeps us both clear, and your answers tell me everything about your tub before we ever meet — so session time is spent fixing, not explaining.
Session Agreement & Liability Release
Educational consultations, delivered remotely by video. By checking the box below, I understand and agree:
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